Thursday evening blog post

Hey guys!

So, I was shopping for food today and I bought a pack of tea. You know, to drink after 6 or so. I usually prefer coffee in the morning and after school. But a hour before I go to sleep? I choose tea.
So I was wondering, what do you guys prefer?
Coffee or tea?
Also, feel free to share some interesting tips to make your beverage more interesting. (Like adding whiskey in your coffee)

And now on to the wallpapers:

Sorry guys, college driving me crazy

Hey guys

Sorry for the lack of posts. I've fallen a bit behind with my college stuff, driving me mad. Especially when I remember things, my heart starts racing and I get scared.

I already fucked up last year by failing too much things, now this year I have to pay for college, I also switched my... uh can't think of the word I wanted to say. Anyways I'm learning landscape architecture this year instead of industrial ecology.

And I really need to pick up the Bentley Microstation program, I've missed like 6/10 classes and we're supposed to create detailed maps and stuff. I have no idea.

Well anyways, have some treats:

Real post coming later

Hey guys.
I'll give you your goods later, I'm at a lecture atm :)

Announcement about the Twilight project

Hey guys!

So I watched the first movie. Started watching the second movie. It had the RiffTrax commentary as well so it was pretty nice.

But the thing is... it's fucking boring and I'm probably going to cancel watching and reviewing the rest of the movies.

From the second movie, I found out that:
Edward goes to Italy to visit some other vampires or something
He leaves Bella for some reason
Bella discovers that when she's in danger, she sees Edwards "ghost" so she starts doing stupid shit
She also keeps screaming her lungs out every night in her sleep because she's sad or some shit like that.
So basically I think that she falls in love with the werewolf boy and does some stupid shit.

So yeah, I'm canceling the project.

I'll let you guys know if I'm picking up something new to do. But for now, have some avatars:

The first two are different versions of one picture. I thought the first one looked too bright so I messed around with it to turn the color down a bit.

Twilight Movie 1 part 2

Hey guys.
I'll be resuming proper posting and using of the blogspot now..

(For those who don't remember, I got the idea to watch the Twilight series from a conflict with this fangirl, I don't really like it. Just so you know :D)
On to the review:

Well after Edward introduced Bella to his family, they almost got along quite well, except for this one girl who got mad because Bella had already had dinner before coming to visit.

Well after some time they go out to play Vampire Baseball. Which is basically the usual baseball combined with the vampire powers. They manage to play for like 5 minutes before 3 random vampires appear and get all hungry for the human.

After that some sort of a chase begins. The Cullens try to get Bella to safety and shit, while the bad vampire kidnaps Bellas mom and lures her into a trap. He busts out a video camera and starts recording her in hopes of hurting Edward (or possibly to masturbate to the tape later). So as usual, Edward suddenly appears, saves the day, almost kills Bella, trying to suck the other vampires blood out and then basically everything is fine.

They go to a ball, Edward refuses to turn Bella into a vampire and they dance until the credits roll.

In conclusion: it was a pretty boring movie. The characters were lame and awkward, the only good thing about it was the RiffTrax commentary.

Now on to the wallpapers:

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No update today

Hey guys. Sorry, I won't be posting an update today, I'm really not in the mood.

So I was out drinking, having fun with my friends. So one minute I'm suddenly walking down a street with a guywith bandages all over his head. When I get home, my friend is waiting for me there. He tells me I tried to calm down some guys so they wouldn't fight and got punched in the face and taken to the hospital.

My lips are swollen and the upper one has a tear in it. My teeth fucking hurt and I can't even drink/eat properly

That's helping other people for you.

Twilight Movie 1 part 1 update or something

Herp derp, hey guys.

(Wallpapers at the end of the post btw)
So I got around to watching the first movie. Luckily with the RiffTrax commentary. Check them out, they make any movie bearable.
So as most of you might know actually the movie is about a pale, awkward and mediocre looking girl named Isabella. She prefers to be called Bella, probably because Isabella makes her feel fat.

This is her typical face through out the movie

So she moves into this new town and is instantly popular because you know... people whose skin is so white you think they actually might be dead, with no personality and a car like this:

She got it as a homecoming gift and actually liked it.

are usually the popular kids. Finally she's introduced to the "vampires" and she instantly gets all hot for our sparkly friend Edward here:

His typical face through out the movie

So after some fucking around the girl finds out that the sparkly fairy is actually a vampire. They go run in a forest for a while, Edward is all serious about showing her how he looks in the sunlight. Bella's reaction is something in the lines of: "Oh wow, it's like diamonds". While Edward tries to act all bad-ass about his shiny skin.

Oh btw, at some point the werewolf boy:

mentions something about the past of the vampire vs werewolf war (meanwhile disguising it as a legend) and we get to see why our favorite sparkly vampire gives out such huge ammounts of homo:

You probably (or probably not actually) recognize Edward by his usual dull facial expression (the left one)

Or maybe they like to follow fashion. We all did something stupid when we were young (I'm watching the Twilight saga for example. It amazes me seeing that I'm not 16 nor a fat girl)

So after that Edward takes our quirky pale girl to meet his vampire family. He shows her the rooms and then takes her on top of a tree. Because they were dancing...

Well anyways, this is as far as I've managed to watch the movie for now, all thanks to RiffTrax commentary, check out their other movies. The Room is a good example of that. As well as 300.

Now to something that you guys actually might enjoy:
(I don't own any of these)

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Update one the Twilight Project + Avatars

Hey guys.
Sorry for the late post, my friends gave me a surprise visit so I didn't have time to update.
I haven't gotten around to watch Twilight yet, but I'm in the middle of getting them. Fortunately I found a Rifftrax version of the first one. Rifftrax basically adds a hilarious commentary to the movie. Making this one slightly more bearable.

Here's an example of what they do:


Anyways, on to the real post:

We meet again (aka the weird Twilight fan returns) and wallpapers

Hey guys.
Today I had the pleasure to meet the Twilight fan again. Being in love with her precious book/movie she was trying to defend her lovely impotent "vampire". Although her words didn't explain his lack of blood flow (well except the one coming from his vagina) she did spurt out lot of nonsense. I don't remember all of it, mainly because I don't know half the things/persons she was talking about and because I wasn't really that interested.

But suddenly I had an idea. Now that I  think of it, it's quite stupid, but what the hell, right. I'm going to do something no man (hopefully but I'm afraid not) has done before.

I'm going to watch all of the Twilight movies...
If I don't post anything in the next two days it's probably because I'm dead.
Anyways, if I don't die, I'll try to post my thoughts about the movie on this blog. But don't worry, I'll be throwing in wallpapers or avatars or something to keep you guys alive.

Anyways, here's todays package:

This first one is another great wallpaper (2500x1600)from David Lanham. Check out his >>website<<

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Avatars and an encounter with a Twilight fan

Hey guys.
So today I had a weird encounter with a Twilight fan. So she was on about something that Edward and the chick are going to have sex (or had or something) and it's the coolest thing in Twilight yet. Using my awesome powers of logic, I asked her a couple of questions:
1. So wait, this Edward is a vampire right? -Yes
2. Meaning he's kinda.. dead? -Uh, I suppose
3. Meaning he doesn't have any blood flowing in his veins... - some hesitating shit
4. You do know that if he has no blood flowing, he can't really get an erection, thus it would be impossible for them to have sex, right. - And at this point she raged and walked away angrily :/ I lol'd and felt happy :)

(Some of you might recognize the questions from a certain vertical, yes I got them from there. I just wanted to try them out on a Twilight fan)

Well, on to some (rather yellow) avatars:
(Keep in mind I don't own any of these, I only found them from the Internet)

Sundays and wallpapers

Hey guys. Today I have these 3 wallpapers for you. I got the raw image for the first one from this guys blog:
A Collection of Terrible Photos

The rest are not mine.

Saturday morning wallpaper post.

Hey guys!

In todays post I'm uploading two (rather small) wallpapers I made some years ago. I had this random ass camera and I was running around, taking pictures of everything and photoshopping them into wallpapers.

They're 1152x864 so some of you might not have any use for them.

Well I might throw in a proper wallpaper while I'm at it:
It's 1900x1200px.
(I don't own this picture)

Wallpaper pack

Hey guys, updating my blog with 3 wallpapers (all 1920x1200)
(I don't own any of these)

Avatar pack #2

Hello again. Here's some more avatars.
(Again, I don't own any of these, I've merely resized them and maybe played with the colors a bit)
Enjoy.

Avatars

Hey guys. Since I like different avatars I thought I might share some of them with you. (I do not own any of these, I've only edited their format/size/colors.)