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Monday, October 25, 2010

Avatars and an encounter with a Twilight fan

Hey guys.
So today I had a weird encounter with a Twilight fan. So she was on about something that Edward and the chick are going to have sex (or had or something) and it's the coolest thing in Twilight yet. Using my awesome powers of logic, I asked her a couple of questions:
1. So wait, this Edward is a vampire right? -Yes
2. Meaning he's kinda.. dead? -Uh, I suppose
3. Meaning he doesn't have any blood flowing in his veins... - some hesitating shit
4. You do know that if he has no blood flowing, he can't really get an erection, thus it would be impossible for them to have sex, right. - And at this point she raged and walked away angrily :/ I lol'd and felt happy :)

(Some of you might recognize the questions from a certain vertical, yes I got them from there. I just wanted to try them out on a Twilight fan)

Well, on to some (rather yellow) avatars:
(Keep in mind I don't own any of these, I only found them from the Internet)





Posted by Ben Dover at 4:41 AM
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35 comments:

  1. HondaXOctober 25, 2010 at 4:53 AM

    good post...nice foto.

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  2. KenOctober 25, 2010 at 4:58 AM

    Hahah, owned her up! Nice one..! Although the awesome vampires, although dead, still have blood flowing through their veins :P That's what they eat!! ;P

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  3. AnonOctober 25, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    pwned xDD

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  4. razortekOctober 25, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    good read :)

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  5. UnknownOctober 25, 2010 at 5:37 AM

    I always thought that was funny about vampires, get immortality, have no sex forever

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  6. DarkoOctober 25, 2010 at 5:58 AM

    interesting...

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  7. BunnySMGOctober 25, 2010 at 6:07 AM

    And she didn't even try the rigor mortis card?

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  8. AstraOctober 25, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    that was a pretty cool win,

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  9. Phil McKrackenOctober 25, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    Cool!

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  10. NePsujOctober 25, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    very nice pictures ^^

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  11. dzikrkOctober 25, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    last one is the best

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  12. level85nerdOctober 25, 2010 at 7:22 AM

    haha very cool :D

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  13. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    @BunnySMG yes he tried

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  14. Mr. MomentOctober 25, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    twilight having plot holes! impossible!

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  15. UnknownOctober 25, 2010 at 9:20 AM

    Nice POW on vampire sex, I lol'd.
    Nice set of pics by the way.

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  16. Mr. McKrakenOctober 25, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    I always like to point out that the whole series is really about a teenage girl trying to choose between necrophilia and bestiality.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    duh~ Edward has magic. Thats what keeps things up

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  18. GegentheseOctober 25, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    funny story, you are my hero! :D

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  19. !Cars, Cars, Cars!October 25, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Very nice. Love em.

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  20. 123October 25, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Nice pictures :)

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  21. comradejoker.blogspot.com/October 25, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    These pictures are amazing!
    following~

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  22. MTL beerOctober 25, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    Man, I'm so happy I'm old enough to not get grouped up with the twilight generation....

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  23. AnonymousOctober 25, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    twilight as in the movie???

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  24. LizardOctober 25, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    ogod, twilight fans scare me.

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  25. Light Weight Baby!October 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    I hate Twilight

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  26. Discerning GentlemanOctober 25, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    haha, nice

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  27. MayOctober 25, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Hahaha oh I'd never even thought of that before. I am amused :D
    Nice pictures, by the way.

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  28. newdaysofgloryOctober 25, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    real life lol

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  29. lazy cometOctober 25, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    nice pics + the girl is really nice ^^

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  30. Johnny BoyOctober 25, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    I like the road way avatar. Thanks for shutting that Twilight fan up also lol.

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  31. Jimmy VolmerOctober 25, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    nice, thanks for sharing

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  32. SC2 StratsOctober 25, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    lol nice. awesome blog, you got a new follower.

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  33. Nerd LifeOctober 25, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    wow, nice

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  34. BlankOctober 26, 2010 at 4:22 AM

    Like that middle pic.

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  35. Mamin odabirOctober 26, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    Nice photos!
    And I can't stand twilight as a movie and also can't stand those twilight opssesed teenagers -.-

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