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Monday, October 25, 2010

Avatars and an encounter with a Twilight fan

Hey guys.
So today I had a weird encounter with a Twilight fan. So she was on about something that Edward and the chick are going to have sex (or had or something) and it's the coolest thing in Twilight yet. Using my awesome powers of logic, I asked her a couple of questions:
1. So wait, this Edward is a vampire right? -Yes
2. Meaning he's kinda.. dead? -Uh, I suppose
3. Meaning he doesn't have any blood flowing in his veins... - some hesitating shit
4. You do know that if he has no blood flowing, he can't really get an erection, thus it would be impossible for them to have sex, right. - And at this point she raged and walked away angrily :/ I lol'd and felt happy :)

(Some of you might recognize the questions from a certain vertical, yes I got them from there. I just wanted to try them out on a Twilight fan)

Well, on to some (rather yellow) avatars:
(Keep in mind I don't own any of these, I only found them from the Internet)





39 comments:

  1. Hahah, owned her up! Nice one..! Although the awesome vampires, although dead, still have blood flowing through their veins :P That's what they eat!! ;P

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  2. I always thought that was funny about vampires, get immortality, have no sex forever

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  3. And she didn't even try the rigor mortis card?

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  4. Edward loves to lick pussy when the blood flows.

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  5. twilight having plot holes! impossible!

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  6. Nice POW on vampire sex, I lol'd.
    Nice set of pics by the way.

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  7. I always like to point out that the whole series is really about a teenage girl trying to choose between necrophilia and bestiality.

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  8. duh~ Edward has magic. Thats what keeps things up

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  9. Man, I'm so happy I'm old enough to not get grouped up with the twilight generation....

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  10. Hahaha oh I'd never even thought of that before. I am amused :D
    Nice pictures, by the way.

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  11. nice pics + the girl is really nice ^^

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  12. I like the road way avatar. Thanks for shutting that Twilight fan up also lol.

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  13. lol nice. awesome blog, you got a new follower.

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  14. Nice photos!
    And I can't stand twilight as a movie and also can't stand those twilight opssesed teenagers -.-

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