So today I had a weird encounter with a Twilight fan. So she was on about something that Edward and the chick are going to have sex (or had or something) and it's the coolest thing in Twilight yet. Using my awesome powers of logic, I asked her a couple of questions:
1. So wait, this Edward is a vampire right? -Yes
2. Meaning he's kinda.. dead? -Uh, I suppose
3. Meaning he doesn't have any blood flowing in his veins... - some hesitating shit
4. You do know that if he has no blood flowing, he can't really get an erection, thus it would be impossible for them to have sex, right. - And at this point she raged and walked away angrily :/ I lol'd and felt happy :)
(Some of you might recognize the questions from a certain vertical, yes I got them from there. I just wanted to try them out on a Twilight fan)
Well, on to some (rather yellow) avatars:
(Keep in mind I don't own any of these, I only found them from the Internet)
